Original Transcript
Good morning, Madison, Wisconsin. Good evening. Good night. Happy tomorrow’s merry Christmas, my children. Ah, [sighs] I’m a towering, infamous faux god [laughter] here to talk to you. I want to talk a little bit today about something that happened to me. I’m a talker, a speaker, a word teller. I fancy myself a person that seeks the truth. And in order to do that, I must admit that nothing is true, pure speculation, fiction. Everything that you watch on this channel is or anywhere else I do is just me jibber jabbering. Uh but uh I do understand that sometimes people cannot differentiate reality from fiction and the law does not seem to apply to the law. That is something that can be problematic. Um, I talk a lot. I say a lot. That’s why I’m single. [laughter] I can’t meet a woman that can talk more than me. Ah, cheers. So, this morning, you all know I do a book signing on Saturdays on the corner of Dayton and the 100 block of State Street where hundreds of other vendors come and vend. vendors that vend on the square around the capitol, the nation’s largest locally sourced farmers market. Beautiful thing. I love it. I I miss it dearly because my routine for years and years and years was to go shop there. Now I go there and I do book signings and uh [sighs] I write some content that you know most people they live in the dark. They live in a box of lies. the Disneyland fairy tale. That’s cool. I get it. It It doesn’t last forever. You will be snapped like all of us. You You can try to vicariously live through your children and essentially abuse them by forcing them not to see reality. I mean, what what’s going on with the censorship and all this? That’s why we left the European countries and made America in the first place. But the battle, it never ended. You guys understand that? We went to war years, hundreds of years ago. The battle never ended. You really think that the people over there want this to continue? They want absolute 100. Have you ever met somebody like that? They don’t care about anybody other than all of you doing everything for them. Yay for me. And people like me, they hate. But God puts me in a position of immunity, free speech. It’s because I’m willing to openly, to the best of my ability, be as truthful as I can. That’s why I gravitated to mathematics because mathematics is the art of telling the truth. I’ve been in many situations where I have been falsely allegated and people tried to do things to me and I I just told the truth and they’re like, “You can’t argue that. It’s the truth.” [laughter] Because most people they think you’re going to lie and if they catch you lying then boom. And now then you got really really savvy liars who turn your truths into lies. Well, you said this. I said you exaggerated. I go, “Yeah, I exaggerate not about fake things.” I say, “I made $500,000 last year. It was really $50,000.” [laughter] No, not that kind of exaggeration. It’s like a fish. You know, like the exaggerations that a person like me does is like you ask me, “How much money did you make?” “Oh, I made $1,500.” In reality, I profited a thousand. I had revenue. So, did I make $1,500? This is the trickery of lies. The court system, the endless, what’s the right word for that? There’s It’s on the tip of my tongue. I’m feeling Jimmy McGill. Enter my brain. The lawyer within. Ah, [sighs] words are great for entertainment. Not for everyday communication. makes you sound like an [ __ ] I I I I wonder I um I I want to explain what happened to me this morning because I talk and I know everybody knows who I am. Everybody knows who I am. I’m not a criminal.
I’m not a violent person. I’m a kind, loving, caring, generous person. And I’m an emotional person. But I’m in a I’m in a position of um mild public authority where people want to listen to me. They take what I say seriously. And I said some things about uh the police the police shootings in Madison, Wisconsin. It was a murder. It was an execution. Um, I have to I have to emphasize to all of you police, if you’re the police force listening to this, you’re the governments, your everyday average people that this channel and everything I do is it’s pure it’s pure entertainment, speculation, and fiction. Nothing I say is something that is something that should be taken seriously. It’s I have disclaimers all over the place. It’s just me talking. People just want to listen to me talk like I’m a relative. I have a lot of people that are they’re single or they’re trying to get away from their spouse or their whoever. They like to listen to me because it comforts them. They enjoy my irrational outbursts because then they don’t have to go do that in public. And for me to accuse the police officer of murdering or executing somebody is it’s it’s uh it’s a borderline technicality of terminology. In order for someone to murder, it has to be premeditated. And I said, well, if this person joined the police force because they wanted to murder somebody, then it was a murder. And I said, if you could prove that in a court of law, then you’ll win the case. And I’m I’m I was raised in a mixed family. I I I may not get along with all the black people out there, but I was raised by a black man. And I understand what it’s like to witness that firsthand as a child growing up. And I feel just as uncomfortable around white people as you do if you’re black. Okay? It I’m equally uncomfortable. And that puts me in a sort of yin andyang tracing. I’m not welcome in the white world. I’m not welcome in the black world. I don’t want to date a Mexican because she’s hot, but her family, too many, too many families. Indian religion is not for me. Chinese, I don’t know what the hell’s going on over there. The food’s good. Japanese, maybe. I don’t know. Japanese twins. Couple Japanese twins would be female, identical. Would it would it be weird if I married two identical Japanese twin or any? I mean, maybe Native American. They descended from Japan, right? The Native Americans. There’s no Native Americans. There’s no Native humans. We’re all just sacks of flesh floating around the galaxy. Anyways, [laughter] so [clears throat] I bring this up because many times I have discussed with all of you all what has happened to me by the police force here in Madison. Not necessarily the police force, but actions brought on by my neighbors. Look, you give white people a lot of money and nothing to do, it turns into false allegations and drama. I’m an author. Give me a [ __ ] break. All right. Seriously,
I’m not accusing anybody of murder any anybody on the police force. I’m not accusing anybody of murdering anybody or executing anybody. I am a fiction author. I am an an enthusiastic
painter of words. You must respect that. But today, this has gone been going on for nearly 10 years since I moved here. I um I’ve told you guys this before. I I’ve got I’ve been very I was very angry for a very long time. I was traumatized. I I’m a very humble, content, accepting equality person. And I was sitting here in my condo doing a physics lecture. Albeit I was intoxicated. And godamn some of you people out there that can’t do math or physics. Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to sit there and do math and physics with college students sober? You guys like, how are you going to do math and physics when you’re drinking? I’m like, how you going to do it when you’re sober? You guys don’t know how to do it. You don’t know anything. You don’t you just you’re like, you think that if you can’t do it, nobody can. Workerbe mentality. I can do very advanced math, very advanced physics at the PhD level at a 3.0 plus blood alcohol content level and I have done it live on camera and most of that book was written that way and it was articulated quite well. There was another person like that Jim Morrison the Doris people people that knew him when he was intoxicated he just became this deliverance of message a shame sort of dance of the mind and words for me it’s just numbing it’s like if I’m going to sit there and write 10 pages of advanced partial differential equations applied to theoretical physics I’m sorry I’m going to have a drink or 10 [laughter] But I’m uh, you know, mostly I just, you know, I walk my dog. I don’t drink and drive. I had a DUI when I was like 21 and one when I was 17. The one when I was 17 doesn’t count cuz I only had like a beer. This is cuz I was underage. The one when I was 21 does count, but it was it was a suicide attempt. I I was frustrated with life and I there was nobody around. It was the middle of the night and it was it was uh just a you I went through a rough life. I’m a very optimistic, positive person. I was very intoxicated. I was very stressed. I was very frustrated. And I said, “F this.” That was over 20 years ago. I still drink alcohol. I like alcohol. My brain, you guys just don’t understand. You’ll never understand. You ha to to have the kind of mind that I have to process this level of information that you just you just don’t understand. You’ll never understand. There’s nothing you can say or do or think that will ever help you understand because you’ll never have a mind like mine. My mind is meant to be in a position to help society. And when a brain like mine is taken away from a position to help society, society turns against it. And I try to be as open as I can about my personal life and about who I am. And I try to help you guys to to the best of my ability. And it it uh it’s it confuses people. It confuses people greatly. They they don’t normally meet somebody like me. They don’t normally ever meet anybody like me. I I I
just I care more about you than I do myself. You guys do understand why I do this. I do this every day. Like why I get on camera? why I try to help college students with math. I I care more about you guys than I do myself. Do you want to know why? It’s because I know that I’m incapable of experiencing the joy that you’re capable of experiencing. And I’ve experienced that joy, but it was ripped from me and I’ll never experience it again. I don’t want it to be ripped from you. I want you to experience that and I want you to be guided towards that rather than guided away from it. So I get very frustrated because there’s been many times here since I’ve I’ve lived in Madison and same it happened to me in Dallas, Texas as well. There there’s a certain attribute of my ambiance that just tickles the fancy of officers. Not all of them, just certain ones. Some officers are I’d say it’s 50-50 like in any situation. Some officers are amazing. They’re they’re amazing people. I’ve met them. They’re incredible. They devoted their lives to protecting everybody. They’re amazing people. Same with nurses. I’ve met some nurses, some nurses that are just like incredible human beings. Same with medical doctors. I’ve met some medical doctors that are just incredible human beings. And for every incredible medical doctor, nurse, officer I’ve met, I have also met the other side of the fence. So, I I I make this podcast. I was resting. I had a long day today. I’ve been up since like 3:00 a.m. It’s almost 9. I do a book signing every Saturday. I I go out and I put myself in public to try to help create this wonderful thing that happens every Saturday. this beautiful farmers market, this art venue in Madison. It’s calm. It’s a beautiful thing. I put myself on the line. I put myself in the public eye and I get nothing but hatred from everybody online. In person, people don’t have the cojones to say what they’re thinking. The ones that like me come up to me and they say, “I love your work. It’s fantastic. Don’t stop.” And the ones that hate me, they go online and they hide anonymously. and they make false allegations and it’s it’s extremely stressful. It it has Ironically it’s brought me closer to God. You know the concept of honesty and love and compassion will protect you from the evil no matter what. It’s like a like a magical sphere around me. It’s like look I you guys can hate me all you want. I actually want the best for you. I just want to entertain you. Just because I write the way I do doesn’t mean I am you because when you it’s psychiatry 101. Whatever is bothering you is about you. And I have been harassed many many times. And so I I told you guys about the time where I was on I was talking a minute ago. I was on a physics lecture and three police officers showed up at my door, pounded on the door at 1 in the morning. And I said, “What’s going on?” Because last time that happened, there was a gas leak. And they said, “Are you Jonathan?” And I said, “Yeah, what’s up?” And they go, “Have you been drinking?” I’m like, “It’s Wisconsin, dude.” The second I said that, I lost all my rights. In Wisconsin, if if somebody makes an anonymous phone call on you and accuses you of being suicidal and you’ve been drinking, you lose all rights whether or not you’ve said anything at all. It’s a great loophole. And it gave them the right to search my home without a warrant or anything and handcuff me, detain me, lock me up, and and it was it was it was the the most embarrassing moment of my life. The most ridiculing, just just kick you in the nuts. And and I got to tell you to the black community, I have to tell you that I I I watched my stepfather be go through this in Jainsville, Wisconsin, and I’ve been discriminated my whole life. Until that moment, I didn’t truly understand what it felt like to be black. And I never will. I’m just saying like that moment, I was like, it shocked me. I’ll never feel comfortable again. And and I see I see black people and they have the some black people they have this look on their face of of just this stern look on their face and I I I recognize that face now and I I I was put through that. It it’s it’s left a uh a nerve-wracking thing in my chest that will not go away. I sympathize. You may not like me. You may be like, “Fuck you, you white motherfucker.”
I can’t tell you nothing to change your mind on that. My ancestry had nothing to do with nothing of this country. We, my intelligence, the my bloodline, we’re not like that. We were, we don’t, we’re not like that. We don’t think that way at all. Never would, never will. If anything, any of my ancestors that came to this country, we’re like, “This is some messed up stuff. This needs to end. I’m from the I’m from the Midwest, not the North.” Some people get that confused, you know, the south and the north, New York area, whatever. I’m from the mid, dude. We’re just, you know, vodka, wine drinking, potato eating, gin drinking, sausage eating. We’ll have sex with anyone that looks good.
The the the lineage, you know, needs to be recognized. I have to say though, I have I I I I have never felt the same since that happened. It traumatized me. And and and I and I had I watched my stepfather go through this and I and he always had this sort of look on his face and I as as a as a person that hadn’t been entirely traumatized. It’s just like why don’t you just you know every little thing going be I man well every little thing not going to be I when people pulling guns on you coughing you for no reason false allegations I get it I’m not accusing anybody or of uh any any of the I’m not accusing any police officers in Madison of doing that I’m just saying I want to tell you a little story about this morning that boggled my mind so in the morning at like 7 a.m. Look, if you’re a police officer, you’re watching this. You’re the persons that are doing this. People that came to my condo, you guys all know me. I’m famous. What? The the cat’s out of the bag. Everybody knows who I am. I’m not going to shut up. I’d recommend don’t bother me. I will talk.
I’m not trying to accuse anybody of anything. I did I will say that, you know, in a state of emotional frustration, not necessarily with the Madison police, but with YouTube and their policies in Tik Tok and their policies on Instagram and their policies of BS, that I said things that, you know, were out of context. I I did say that a police officer murdered and executed Corey Ruez. And uh I tell you guys all the time, this channel is entertainment. I’m just talking out my ass in an articulated way. How you want to feel about it is your choice. It’s fiction. Everything I say is fiction. None of it’s true. The only thing that is true, the reason I can back that up is because the only thing that is true that I say is mathematical because I can prove it under the confines of the rules within the textbook that it comes from. I can prove that. Everything else is gibberish. It’s just talking out my ass. But people cannot separate entertainment from reality. But when a voice says things, it does cause issues. It does cause issues. And so I’m going I’m going if you guys you need a picture painted for you. There is a gigantic square with the capital planted right on it in the center of Madison, Wisconsin. And around it this huge square, I think it’s like a mile walk or something around it or something like that. It it’s just tons of farmers bringing bringing in all their stuff and then a huge block of a bunch of artists bringing in their stuff and I was bringing in my stuff as I do every Saturday just willing and dropping it off and I was tailed to my spot. Now this is the funniest part. See this is where I get a little suspicious. Okay, first of all, there’s like around I think 500 or something people unloading their cars with stuff and I’m slowly moving and navigating, making sure I don’t, you know, hit anybody going like 10 miles an hour, navigating to the spot I’ve been going to for four years. Not the same spot, but the same general vicinity. and two two police officers in one vehicle, they tail me and follow me and come right up to me. Now, here’s the thing. There’s somebody parked in my spot, a vendor across the street from me. And she waves me and she’s like, “I’m I’m leaving. You come on in.” And so then I pull in and I park and I get out of the car and the police officers pull up to me and the window comes down and there’s a woman chewing gum. like she’s like some old some old western racist on a horse spitting tobacco. She goes,
“This is the kicker. You’re you stopped at a green light.
It’s like, you know, almost It’s like 6:30, 6:45 in the morning. I’m like half awake. I’m like, “Huh?” I’m just trying to unload about 400 freaking pounds of weights and books and she’s she’s like and the guy’s looking at me like and she’s like, “You stopped at a green light.” I’m like, “So you guys you make sense of this to me. I stopped at a green light.” I’m like, I’m looking there’s there’s lights. I’m on a street and there’s lights. They’re red and I’m looking around and I’m like, “Huh?” That’s the only thing I could respond. No, they I could see she was about to pistol whip me or something. I don’t know.
[laughter] I don’t know. And I was like, I’m working. I’m a vendor.
All right. Kept on driving. Now, I I did a lot of thinking about this and I was like,
how in the world would you not understand that? Everybody in the city knows who I am. I am a famous author and everybody knows who I am. Why are you doing that to me? And I was thinking about it is because I get on this camera and I talk and I say things and I tell the truth. I I’ve been harassed by them multiple times. They’re just doing their job. But some just because you’re a cop don’t mean you’re not a lunatic. have a 50-50 everywhere you go. You wanna You wanna Look, I have been harassed and abused by the cops since I was a kid. When I was when I was in middle school, I was arrested for spitting on cement. When I was in the third, second or third grade, they called the cops on me for sexual harassment. A little eight-year-old boy for asking a girl if a little rapper on her backpack was was her brand. I go, “Is that your brand?” It It was a t a little snippet of a tampon wrapper. The police, the principal called the police on me and had the police come and had my dad come down. My dad’s like, “Are you guys freaking insane?” He’s like 8-year-old boy asking what? Like, what? How is that sexual harassment? He asked her a question about something he doesn’t even know anything about. I did know a little something about tampons. To me, they were nunchucks. The little string and the little wedge of cotton. I’d tie them together and I’d make nunchucks with them and I put them in my waistband. I thought they they were my mom’s I was like I thought they were nunchucks. I was in the Bruce Lee.
[laughter] You have no So, I made a podcast recently, the Madison murder mysteries, and I was thinking about this and I’m talking about local restaurants and this and that. And I I do uh occasionally I put some of the the um the the police officers names that are in the news in the book because I’m incorporating news with the book, but it’s it’s a fiction story and the officers themselves are um you know, it’s coincidental. I just use their name to make make it seem real. You’re in an alternate universe and this this officer is uh involved with this fictitious character. So, I don’t know. To me, it seemed a little weird. It seemed like a warning because I’ve had gang members, gangsters, drug dealing, under the table gangsters do this to me when I was younger. And it was like a gang message. It was like, “You want to [ __ ] with us? [snorts] You better bring your agame.” Like, “All right, I’ll I’ll show up and I’ll talk. You bring your pistols. We’ll see who wins the fight.” How about that?
You can’t talk to a deranged person. They get they get it caught in their head. They’re uh Tony Soprano syndrome. You know, you’re you’re on that side of the fence. It doesn’t matter what you say, what you do, who you are. You’re on that side of the fence. You will lie and lie and lie. That’s the yin and the yang. You made your choice. That’s why I tell you kids, I talk to you all the time. You college kids, you guys are young. You haven’t hitten the stage of absolute brain development yet. Your brain is not fully developed. So, you can change. I’m just telling you, if you don’t change the way you think by the time you’re 25, you’re going to be that way for the rest of your life. If you’re a lying, cheating, pirating, stealing, con academy AI using wise ant tutoring solution manual piece of crap, you’re going to be that way for the rest of your life. And that causes problems for people that just are trying to live. And the people that are just trying to live are the people that keep the damn water running. They keep your phones charged. They keep your refrigerator cool, your freezer frozen, your toilet flushed. And you guys want to steal and rob from them. Every day people wake up and they go to work so that you can flush that toilet, you can lay in that bed, you can have that air conditioning, and you want to steal from them. You want to cheat through your education. Ruin your future. Why? If you don’t change that behavior by the time you’re 25, you’re going to be some cop trolling an author because of a [ __ ] fiction story. Not that that is what happened, but godamn I got to tell you my black friends that don’t like me. I that feeling in my chest, man. Just two seconds of these cops coming up on me. You You stopped at a green light. I stopped at a green light. What the [ __ ] are you talking about? I stopped at a green [ __ ] light. What the [ __ ] are you talking about? You stopped at a green light. What the [ __ ] are you talking about? I stopped at a green light. I am working here with all the thousands of other people down here that busting their ass to make sure that the community has this market to enjoy. [laughter] So, I have to imagine it’s because I’m on camera and the secrets must be kept secret. Look, I I’m traumatized. I don’t I don’t feel anymore. If you want to harass me, the only thing that you’re gonna do is make me be scared that I’m gonna have to sit in a jail cell and not drink wine. I have been to jail multiple times, not because I’m a criminal, just because of stupid traffic violations that weren’t even a of harm to anybody. I got caught without my license. I didn’t show up to court. I was a kid. I was uneducated. It wasn’t jail sentence time. It was just like 48 hour stints, you know, and it wasn’t criminal. And I don’t even have a record. My my record’s completely clean. It was so long ago. It was It’s like It was just I I drove without my license, got caught. I didn’t show up to court. They put me in jail. I didn’t even know I was supposed to go to court. I thought I just got a fine. I didn’t know. This is what happens when you don’t get an education, kids. Because at the time, I was a high school dropout. I didn’t know anything. Had I gone to court, I could have just told the officer or the judge or whatever. said, “Look, [sighs] I’m sorry. I I get it. I made a mistake. I’m sorry.” And and they would have said, “Okay, I’ll tell you what. We’ll let you off. Do it again. You’re going to be in trouble.” That’s usually what happens if you’re honest. If you’re completely honest, that happened to me down in Dallas, Texas. I I got a public intoxication ticket. And I wasn’t violent or anything. I’m not a violent person. I was just drunk and I I was just I was studying maths and physics. It was my day off. Okay, get over yourself. I walked a couple blocks away to a bar. I had some drinks and I was contemplating the theory of relativity and I was intoxicated and I walked out the bar and the second I walked out the bar, the cops grabbed me and hauled me away. So, I I I went to court and I said, “Look, I was like, “Look, I I live like two blocks away. All right? I’m a freaking physics student. Give me a break. I got, you know, you want to do physic. Listen, you kid, you people out there that are messing with me. Let me ask you a question. Do you want to spend your life doing pure math and theoretical physics at the PhD level while writing physic physics, writing fiction novels and physics books and going out in the public eye and having to deal with a bunch of uneducated idiots thinking I’m a misogynistic, racist, discriminatory pig pervert? Would Do you want to do that? And if you did do that, would you want to do that sober? Get over yourself. Seriously, you guys got issues. All right, I I’m just I’m just providing entertainment and intellect for those who want to listen. You have the right to change channel. So anyways, look, I just I got to share this because look, [sighs]
I felt harassed. I felt like I was followed. I felt like I was stalked. I felt like it was a targeted instance. And I felt like it was a threat because I write fiction books. And in my fiction books, I tell the truth. But the truth will never be told because everything said is a lie because nothing is true. And that’s true. And if you don’t understand that, study math for 20 freaking years and get back to me. [laughter] It was pretty creepy. It was very creepy. They knew exactly where I was going. They knew exactly who I was. They followed me. The other vendors like, “Hey, I’m leaving. I’m moving. You come on in. I go in. I park. You stopped at a green light.” So now I’m messing You don’t want to mess with the cops. The cops will I mean, I’m not messing with the cops. I I’m just telling you, look, I am a celebrity that talks and I tell people what’s going on in my life. If you don’t want to be talked about, then don’t talk to me. [laughter]
I don’t keep secrets. When I make friends, see cops, you got a problem with me. You think we’re something wrong? Are you kidding me? See, this is this when I make friends, one of the first things I tell them is I say, “Don’t tell me anything you’ve ever done that’s illegal. If you want to be my friend and stay friends, don’t ever tell me anything you’ve done that’s illegal.” And they’re like, “Why?” And I go, “Because if you go to court, I will sing like a bird. I will not under any circumstances lie for you. I will tell the truth. You did this, you did that, you did those, you did these. I will tell them.” And you be like, “You’re betraying our friendship.” I say, “No, you’re a liar.” I’m not. You made that choice. I didn’t. I’m not going to suffer your choices. it. So, if that was a targeted incidence, which I think it was because we’re in the center of Madison, Wisconsin, in fairy tale land in the middle of the morning where a bunch of farmers are unloading produce and artists are unpacking their art at a place I’ve been going to for four years that, you know, exactly who I am, exactly where I am, exactly what I’m doing. I think it was very targeted. And I will never shut up. And the only the only fear you put into me is simple. Nothing. What are you going to What are you going to do? I mean, unless you’re going to tie me up and torture me and cut me up and beat the crap out of me and poison me. I don’t know what you’re going to do to me. You’re just going to make my life miserable because you got nothing better to do. Is that really the plan? I’m not accusing anybody of anything here. You got to remember this channel is about fiction and entertainment. That’s why I deleted my own my old channel. A bunch of [ __ ] ass high school kids think I’m some sort of pretend scholarly person. No, I was just telling you you’re a [ __ ] [ __ ] you idiot. Stop cheating and lying and stealing and maybe your life will turn out good. And you’re like, that’s ridiculous. I’m a lying, cheating thief. Good. Become a police officer. You’ll fit right in. [snorts] Half of the cops here are awesome. I’ve met them all. They’re awesome. There’s a dude that loves eating the uh spring roll down at uh cool juicy fruit drink place on campus. Very nice guy. There was a woman that was called to arrest me because I was at a bar hitting on the bartender while I was drinking and the barkeep, the girl, she’s like she called the cops on me because I asked her out. This is how [ __ ] up the girls are in this town. And the lady, this it was a lady cop. She came with a guy cop and she came and she talked to me and she’s like, “So, what’s going on?” I’m like, “Uh, nothing. I asked the girl out and she called you guys.” And so the lady cop goes to the barkeep and goes, “What happened?” She’s like, “Well, he he said things like, “Do you want to go on a date? You’re very attractive, so I called you guys because he was clearly going to rape and murder me.” And the lady cop’s like, she comes to me and she’s like, she she goes, “Let me see your driver’s license. What’s your address?” And she sees my address is a block away. She’s like, “Just go home.” She’s like, “This is this is ridiculous. Just go home.” That’s usually what happens with a normal cop. [laughter] So, you guys be the judge. It was this a coincidental event or a targeted event because I’m on camera. I’m in the same spot every week on the news all over the place. Everybody knows who I am. Millions of people watch my stuff. You think it was a targeted event? It was it was a message. It was like this this woman that pulled up. She looked I didn’t see a woman. I saw myself an 80-year-old old southern slack jaw tobaca chewing spitting racist that was like, “Boy, I may be a white woman in this life, but you’re still a black slave and you better get back to your duties.” That’s how I felt. That’s how I feel. And you know, if you’re a black person, you got to understand like I I meet a lot of black people. They look at me like, “You’re a [ __ ] racist, man. [laughter] I’m like, I just laugh. I’m like, “Yeah, [snorts] have you looked in the mirror, dude? Like, you don’t know nothing about me. Just because I look white with a beard and hair, you ain’t know nothing about me, man. I don’t like your culture. I’ll be honest. It’s not for me. The the It doesn’t mean I disrespect it. It’s just not for me. It’s the the loud music. And I don’t like I don’t like tobacco mixed with my marijuana. And I I don’t like I just I don’t like the hand shaking and the touching and I I just it’s not for me. I don’t disrespect it. It’s just not for me. It’s not It’s like It’s the same reason I don’t go to gay clubs. Like you guys get all offended. I’m like I don’t I don’t go to gay clubs because I don’t like hanging out with gay people. I got nothing wrong with gay people and I find a lot of transgender women very attractive and it confuses me. I find a lot of black women very attractive. There’s very many different cultures of black in this country and there’s many different cultures of white and every other culture. This this is the problem with our country. Everybody’s like everybody’s just looking for a reason to hate everybody for no freaking reason. It’s like look look the bees and the ants. They get along. Two different insects. Both glorious. They get along. They just stay away from each other. In a pinch though they would help each other. They would communicate and they would relate and they would separate when it’s done. You see a there’s a a family of uh geese taking care of a duck or something or or or stalks the long the the sand hill cranes taking care of a goose or something. I think it was like we we do what we got to do in situations we got to do. But mostly we’re humans. We still we we click and we flock. Doesn’t mean we have to hate each other. However, that hatred, I think it it helps to prevent the mixing of of clicks and stuff. And when you click together, you’re stronger in groups. It makes sense. I, you know, so it it it just, you know, I talk openly about this stuff. I because I I want you guys, you know, I’m an author. I’m a fiction author. I write fiction books. That’s pretty much what I do. I just write fiction and I go outside and I watch what’s happening and I write about what’s happening. If you don’t want to be written about, don’t be in public doing the stuff that you’re doing. If you’re in public doing what you’re doing, I have every right to write about it. If you’re in the privacy of your own home and I write about it, that is not legal. If you’re in public, sorry, I can write about whatever I want about anybody if you’re in public. And I’m not writing about anything that I’m saying is true ever. I am always writing in the form of speculation and entertainment. I am never saying I’m a dominant force of you should do what I say. I’m simply sharing what’s happened with me, how I feel, my observations, my experiences. It’s your choice to take that for what you will. It’s called the first amendment, right? Freedom of speech. I just, you know, I just I make this because it’s like, look, I think that these police officers want to hear this. I think they want they need I think they want to hear this. Look, I’m not accusing that dude of shooting Corey Ruez. I was just telling you he reminded me of people that became police officers or military servants that wanted to kill people and he looked to me like he was stuck in a video game for 15 years sitting there playing video games for 15 years and it just took over his head. And I you guys take it the wrong way. You take it as I’m accusing the police force of being evil or something or or doing wrongdoing. Actually, what I’m trying to tell you is that as a scientist, what you should be looking at when you’re vetting police officers is whether or not they’re addicted to playing video games about murdering people every day. If that guy that killed him or shot him, whatever, however you want to phrase it, if he if he’s playing video games every day where he’s just murdering people, that can play a role on the psyche. It can. I it’s kids just get they just get in this that adrenaline. I want to do it. It’s it it can play a role. That’s really what the the message was. I I say I I deliver messages in a package that most people [sighs] not most people I’d say half the people. They don’t understand. They don’t get it. I was talking about the Corey Ruez murder for a reason. I was trying to tell the police force indirectly, you know, when you’re vetting people, maybe hiring somebody that’s on a terrible diet that loves to play video games about murdering people is not a good idea. You know, the vetting process of classical psychiatric evaluation is not correct. That that I will confidently say you guys, the way you’re vetted from psychiatric diagnosis, it ain’t correct. So much has changed over the past 20 years. You got a You got a kid drinking high fructose corn syrup, eating nothing but preserved foods, vaping, playing video games about murdering people, that is a chemical recipe within the organic body that will deliver the message of murder. That’s what I was trying to tell y’all. So, if you cops are targeting me, trying to harass me and threaten me, look, the only the only thing that you’re going to do to me is make me scared, then I might not be able to have a couple glasses of wine that night and then I I go, you put you lock me up and guess what? Then when I have a couple glasses of wine the next night, it’s that much better because I was deprived of it. And I don’t even drink every day. I I have moments of drinking, but when I am drinking, that’s the biggest fear I have is that I won’t be able to have another drink. [laughter] So, you know, I don’t know what you guys’ issue is, but I was just trying to tell the police force, look, you guys, you shouldn’t be looking to people with degrees in psychology. You should be looking to people with degrees in math and physics. People who actually understand psychology. The reason why I say that is because a mathematician is trained at the highest level of understanding words, their definitions, and how they go together. And everybody else is not. And the fact that you put people in charge of anything that actually thinks something like the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over, it says that none of you know what you’re doing at all. You guys think that’s the definition of that word? It means none of you know what you’re doing at all. you. That’s not the definition. Never was, never will be. If you argue it, it means you’re actually insane. You get the people in charge of the police force. You should hire scientists in math and physics to determine whether or not a person is a freaking human being. And not some nerdy kid that sits in a box. I’m talking about like a professor, somebody who understands the relations along with the terminology. You cannot communicate with somebody like me if you don’t know English. And none of you do. And so when you have people show up, you stopped at a green light. What the does that mean? You stopped at a green light. What does that mean? Somebody with a goddamn gun that doesn’t understand English has the right to destroy my life. This is the problem with picking out police officers. Somebody that doesn’t understand English or how to communicate is in charge of a weapon. I don’t think so. the fact that medical doctors, they actually think that Alcoholics Anonymous is a solution to alcoholism and they think that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and they have a medical degree. Their medical degree should be revoked immediately. They have the right to deal the most
the most intense drugs in the world. they have the right to deal that someone with my level of intelle intellect and my level of integrity and honesty and caring for the human race isn’t even allowed to have a drug when I need it when I’m in pain because of the way I look. Yet the person that thinks the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over is allowed to deal drugs. this Donald Trump, Elon Musk is the problem with our country and which leads me to believe you guys got something else in mind and it is not for the benefit of any of us. And I I was I was more or less a promoter of Trump at first just because the way of everybody everybody complained. I’m starting to see it now. I mean like I I’m starting to see it like yeah this I don’t follow politics. I just listen to what people say and I determine whether or not they’re an idiot. And if you’re an idiot and you’re talking and the decisions you make are stupid, then I think they’re stupid.
So, take that for what you will. Madison police officers, I’ve met half of you. You guys are amazing. I’ve met the other half of you. I don’t know. You’re trolling a person at 6:30 in the morning that’s going to an art venue thing. Like, what? And you don’t speak English? You stopped at a green light? What the [ __ ] does that even mean? I stopped at a [ __ ] green light. I’m like, what does that even mean?
Do you understand the psychology of that? Like, you blew a red light, you stopped at a green light. that gives the police officer the right to pull you over under any situation whatsoever because it’s actually physically impossible to stop at any of those situations at all. You can’t do it. It’s not possible. You cannot stop at a red light and you cannot stop at a green light. It’s impossible because the vehicle does not stop moving. You’d have to come to a complete dead stop for a rested moment with and you’d have to address are there pedestrians? Are there other vehicles? Is there something wrong with the car? Were you feeling sick? It gives them the right to do whatever they want and that is not right. That is why we can’t. You shouldn’t be hiring illiterate people. My god, this is this is dangerous for all of us. Scary. But that’s what dangerous people do. Dangerous things. Look, I I felt trolled and harassed like I have many times by the officers around here. Just leave me the [ __ ] alone, okay? I am just an entertainer and a fiction author and a masturbator with a cute dog that finds college girls cute. And until one of those girls is mature enough to date a man like me, I’ll have to settle for women that don’t exist. [laughter]
I’m an entertainer, a comedian, an author. I do not appreciate what I do for everybody to help the college kids to entertain people. I do not appreciate being harassed by deranged high school kids. I do not appreciate having people that work at YouTube just ban me because I said a single string of words they don’t like in a fictitious entertainment way under first amendment rights. It’s against the community guideline. No, it’s not. You’re not even bending the laws. You’re just breaking the laws until you get sued and you buy your way out of it. Prove it. Mental illness you have. Can’t talk to a person with mental illness. A person that has a mental illness never ever says anything but the opposite of what you say. So anyways, I just share that with you guys. I figure the cops want to know this. They want to hear this because they’re they’re like, “Don’t talk about us murdering Corey Ruez or executing him on camera to the whole freaking world.” And I would say, “Look, I told everybody it had nothing to do with the police force. It was a single person that was warped by video games.” And I was trying to tell the people that are upset about all of that not to be upset with the police force. Said, “Don’t be upset with the police force. It’s not them. It was a single person. It was the the officer that shot him. In my opinion, he needs to be put in a psych ward. Something happened to his brain. He’s warped. You just look at the video. He was playing Call of Duty World at War or something like he had the 3D goggles on. He wasn’t present anymore. That’s my personal opinion as a scientist. Now, the scientist studies truth and we reverse algorithms and detect patterns. If you don’t believe somebody at my level of intellect about something like that and you want to go talk to a deranged psychiatrist that spends their life conning people into coming back every week to rob them, then do what you got to do, okay? Just leave me the [ __ ] alone.